Basically, you can get a necklace custom designed after your lady-bits. You send the artist 3 pictures of your genitals and she then sculpts you out of clay.
If this makes you uncomfortable (it should) you can opt to describe your genitals to her via e-mail. She needs to know the following:
*The shape of your inner and outer labia
*Colors
*How much or how little your inner labia extend out from your outer labia
*How well hidden your clitoris is, is it heavily hooded or can you see it fairly easily?
If you are still uncomfortable (I know I am) you can order a generic vulva pendant.
The "Marie Antoinette" is kind of hilarious though (pictured above).
Fun fact- The artist refers to all vulvae as "she".
I almost want to do this just to see what she would come up with but, I'm seriously uncomfortable wearing my lady bits around my neck.
ReplyDeleteYeah, I feel like wearing your bits on display would be really freaky.
ReplyDeleteThis is, by far, the single creepiest thing I've ever seen ... Today.
ReplyDeleteWow, that is a lot coming from you. ;)
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