Showing posts with label etsy. Show all posts
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Saturday, July 17, 2010

Vulva Love AKA Sarah Gets A Little Creeped Out.

This is by far the strangest Etsy shop I have ever seen.


Basically, you can get a necklace custom designed after your lady-bits.   You send the artist 3 pictures of your genitals and she then sculpts you out of clay.
If this makes you uncomfortable (it should) you can opt to describe your genitals to her via e-mail.  She needs to know the following:
*The shape of your inner and outer labia
*Colors
*How much or how little your inner labia extend out from your outer labia
*How well hidden your clitoris is, is it heavily hooded or can you see it fairly easily?

If you are still uncomfortable (I know I am) you can order a generic vulva pendant.



The "Marie Antoinette" is kind of hilarious though (pictured above).


Fun fact- The artist refers to all vulvae as "she".